I live in Austin, Texas with my wife Nicole (a Californian immigrant) and our psycho cats Sebastian and Katie.
When I'm not out fighting crime, I write really bad code for a living. I know a little VB, C++, C#, etc. This site is an XHTML, PHP, and CSS work in progress. I'm not really qualified to do anything, but I'd probably beat you at Trivial Pursuit.
Outside of complaining about the state of things, I also enjoy reading, traveling, and playing ping pong. I have an unhealthy addiction to Nick-at-Nite, and I curse random objects for "bad luck" during college football games. It's also possible that I'm a rage-a-holic step skipper.
Now you know.